Posted 15 minutes ago

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

(Source: rneerkat)

Posted on 24th April, 2014 at 12:28am
Posted 1 hour ago

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

(Source: pause-cows)

Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 11:32pm
Posted 1 hour ago

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

(Source: lordoftheflygons)

Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 11:04pm
Posted 2 hours ago

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 10:35pm
Posted 2 hours ago
travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 10:13pm
Posted 3 hours ago
Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 9:39pm
Posted 3 hours ago

rte2:

I love how I hve no friends and no one to spend time with so I stay alone most of the time ahaha

Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 9:32pm
Posted 3 hours ago

melancholicdoves:

Bethany came over yesterday and brought her new alpaca Apple over- needless to say, he and Reese had a great time together!!
(・ω・)ノ

Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 9:26pm
Posted 3 hours ago

ghost-jammed:

if painting your nails make you feel better, do it. if putting stickers on personal items makes you feel better, do it. if drawing shippy or kinky or silly or emotional things make you feel better, do it. if there is something that makes you feel better, even just a little bit, just fuckin do it

dont be embarrassed about what self care means to you. self care is important, and so are you

Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 9:10pm
Posted 4 hours ago

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Posted on 23rd April, 2014 at 8:42pm